Yo momma jokes thread

Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:25 pm

BTW tell those assholes at DYA that you're taken by Eazy-E!(my username on dya)

Yo momma so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:28 pm

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:42 pm

Yo momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:38 pm

yo momma so fat she wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her

Subject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:40 pm

Yo momma so fat she wore a striped jacket and jets though she was a runway.