Help Write a Book

here are the rules. start off with two sentences or so. then some one will finish off my post and then someone will finish that person's post. hopefully we will have a story close to book length. but you must use the same characters unless you are introducing a new character. and you must use this same story. you can post any thing from, stupid crazy stuff to sad stuff.

One day as Jane was walking home from school she saw something very odd.

she saw a very fat person named gurp in a bikini dancing in the street and she was scared

she screamed and the fat man walked towards her

But the fat man slipped on a bannana peel and fell on and crushed the girl.

the girl was rushed to a hostpital but fatty was ok cause his fat acted like a trampoline

But the doctor raped the girl and killed her! now her ghost haunts him in his sleep every night!!!! oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

every nite when she comes to haunt him she says "yoooooouu raaaaaped meeeeeeeeee"

But whos he gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!! so the ghost busters come and the girl and then they !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but the story takes a huge twist. the ghost busters beat up the doctor

the ghostbusters triumphed i nvictory until....

someone behind the ghostbusters shot the two of them.

Erm dude, theres more than 2 ghostbusters. Anyways 2 of them was shot, but who shot them?? The remaining ghost busters turned around to see who the killers were and it was...............

Elmer Fudd. every one stood in shock. why did Elmer shoot them

Because he was hunting for "Wascally Wabbits" And them, the remaining ghostbusters........

pulled out their guns and shot away. but Elmer haad something like a force field around him

and then elmer took out a busooka and blew up the world in dippear

but there were three survivors. they spent weeks trying to find the man who blew up the world

but they could never find elmer and finally ALIENS ATTACKED AND HAD WAR OF THE WORLDS LIKE 5000

the aliens won the war and now all of their species live on earth

except for one person frozen in time by a tiny error

he was found by a nice alien and they became friends