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PostSubject: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:42 pm

Post yo momma jokes here, whether you made them up or not. I'll star:

Yo momma like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:52 pm

yo momma is so fat she has her own area code

o momma is so fat her blood type is ragu

yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved

yo momma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash light

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:57 pm

Yo Momma like a bus - only 50 cents a ride.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:01 pm

yo momma is a 36"-24"-36".....and that is just one arm

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:04 pm

Yo momma like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:33 pm

Yo momma like a shotgun - first she cocks...then she blows.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:39 pm

yo momma like a light switch everyone turns her on

yo momma like a door knob everyone takes their turn with her

yo mom so ugly a guy gave her a dime and he got ur sister too

yo momma so dumb she locked her keys outside the car
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:40 pm

Yo momma like a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:46 pm

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:47 pm

Yo momma like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:48 pm

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:49 pm

Yo momma like like an ATM machine - open 24 hours...

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:50 pm

Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:51 pm

Yo momma like like a chicken coop - cocks flyin in and out all day...

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:58 pm

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:59 pm

Yo momma like like Blockbuster Video - everybody goes home happy.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:00 pm

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:02 pm

Yo momma so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:04 pm

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:08 pm

Yo momma so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:10 pm

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:13 pm

Yo momma so stupid she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:18 pm

not meant to be racist


Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:21 pm

It ain't racist at all!LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Yo momma jokes thread   Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:22 pm

didn't think it was but i didn't want to offend anyone
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